Uh oh

wouldn’t that be awkward

Can I get some credible sources?

Here’s one

and another

and one more for the road

… I’m not finding any sources I’d considered unbiased and credible in the same sentence. Also there are, apparently, articles about this from 2012. So, what’s the deal with this?

It was discredited ages ago, yet still haunts Tumblr like a particularly obnoxious ghost. Roughly thirty seconds on Google are all it takes to find out that it’s been known as a hoax for years, even friggin Snopes has weighed in on this one, and it just keeps going around.

Are you honestly expecting Tumblr to NOT be gullible?

I just.. I just want some variety in the gullibility. Every time, it’s the same sort of thing. If Tumblrites have gotta fall for something, I want it to be something new and different. Like, I don’t know, believing men can get pregnant from bathing in mayo or something.

Well, I feel silly. Should have done that research.