There has only been five female characters comfirmed playable compared to fifteen male characters.
I’m amazed at those exact numbers because 33% is the point where men will start thinking there’s a majority of women in a group.
You know, considering how easy it is to both bullshit and piss off this website, I’m putting money on this being intentional. Or fake or entrapment, whatever the word is.
At the very least, this guy’s just baiting you.
I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE PAINT JOB I NEED ON MY CAR.
Imagine the fear when people are walking hella slow in front of your car and you yell “MOVE FUCKER” at them
Normally I don’t reblog newer cars, but that paint is fucking awesome.
Id fucks with it
single or taken: Single
height: 1.8 m
eye color: green, brown flecks.
middle name: GP
favorite color: Purple
lucky number: Shrug.
hogwarts house: Slytherin.
favorite fictional character: Shrug.
favorite television show: Simpsons, pre-season 10.
favorite season: Winter.
describe yourself in a few words: Bitter, resentful, trying for optimism/tact.
meaning of your name: "That supplants, undermines, the heel." Oddly fitting.
ultimate otp: Egh.
what do you plan to/do for a living: Pass.
starbucks order: No.
THIS OR THAT:
introvert or extrovert: Introvert
dawn or dusk: Dusk
righty or lefty: Righty
coffee or tea: No.
rain or shine: Rain.
reading or writing: Reading
Note to self: queue Bionicle to throw the bread for new followers.
Addendum: Find old MoCs, more bread for new followers.
Publicity done right in an anti-rape campaign: double-page spread, pages glued to one another. After the reader forcefully separates them, the image above is revealed with the caption “if you have to use force, it’s rape”.
THIS IS BRILLIANT
I WANT THIS IN EVERY MAGAZINE
"Hey mom, why are these pages in my Owl Magazine stuck together?”
"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"
Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.
"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."
Long story short, I have shit taste in music and should never share it.
So, a recap.
Jobi’s constipated. Very badly constipated. Vets had to take him overnight for a “manual depooping” whatever that is.
He’s also lost three kilos of weight since his last checkup.